
Penny doesn't ask to go to the park. She asks to go the 'black swing.' Guess what her favorite thing to do at the park is.
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Cookie break!
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Having a little juice and deciding what to do next...
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The swing, of course!
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It is funny when Daddy pushes from the front.
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Dad! Are you sure Mom knows how to do this?
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Hey, Mom lets us get pretty high up! Whee!
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Secret Agent Penny (codename Double-O-Cute) checks her ammo.
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I probably should be more disturbed that she thinks it's fun to suck the water out of the gun barrel.
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The Milk Taster: Hmmm. Piquant, with a creamy aftertaste. I give it a seven.
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But it loses a point for not being a bendy straw!
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Because this sort of thing amuses me, geek that I am.
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A sucker, a cup of milk, and Elmo! What more could a girl want?
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Mmm, tasty!
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Jess's birthday theme: Pirates!
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Penny was a big fan of the grog.
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Jess had her own exceedingly adorable pirate outfit!
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Conquerer of the Couch
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Jump jump jump!
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Whee, a slide!
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Penny says, GO already, or you'll be walkin' the plank! Arr!
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Elizabeth displays the mini ninja hippo Karen made for her. (Don't ask.)
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Pirates say ARR, and dinosaurs say RARR!
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Mikey and Emma fence.
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Baby Sarah does not know what the fuss is all about.
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She just concentrates on standing.
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Pirate cake. Arr!
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Who's ready for cake? Ooh, me!
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Penny likes chocolate. Penny likes chocolate a LOT.
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Jess didn't seem too unhappy with it, either.
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Chocolate Girls
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Mikey and Cathy
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Penny wonders if Jess is going to finish her cake.
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Arr! Time to open the booty!
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A grog mustache is not a pretty sight.
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Hope Dad wasn't planning on having anymore grog for himself!
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Sarah's getting so big!
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Karen, Elizabeth, and Jeremy
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Sarah says, Your socks! Give them to me!
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Yes, Jess, I promise Sarah will not eat your toy.
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Jess and Sarah share.
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At last, Penny has the slide to herself!
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Jess was quite enthralled by the toy we gave her.
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Running pirate! Arr!
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Oh, no! It's the Dread Pirate Mikey!
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Man, baby toys have sure gotten complicated...
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Jess shows Auntie Karen how easy it is, really.
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Penny shows off her Puppygirl Panting
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Back from the hunt!
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Let's see, what've we got here...?
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What?! No Milk Duds!
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Hey, let's have those M&Ms, Mom!
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It's MY CANDY. You CAN'T HAVE IT.
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PleeeEEEeeease?
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Well, okay, you can have one.
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Put it right in there, Dad!
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